“Government Official Discovers New Species: Babyus Placentae.” Congrats, we’ve officially hit rock bottom in human biology and leadership. These are the people deciding what women can and can’t do with our bodies, people who clearly failed middle school biology. Sir, the placenta is not a baby condo. It’s not an Airbnb. It’s an organ. These people aren’t pro-life... they’re just pro-not-reading-a-textbook. Every day I wake up and think we’ve reached peak stupidity… and every day, this administra