25. "My wife and I went to a restaurant once, and we were the only ones there. The waiter seemed too happy to see us, and the menus were dirty. We suddenly remembered we'd 'left the stove on at home' ...
This camping guest is unexpected.
It might come as a bit of a surprise to most people but did you know that at one time a Derbyshire town had its very own zoo? People in Ripley once had the rare opportunity to see monkeys, aviaries ...